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The Shock that Came Full Circle

6/16/2017

 
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​A minister was asked to inform a man with a heart condition that he had just inherited a million dollars because everyone was worried that since the man had heart trouble, he might get too shocked and die.


So the minister said, "OK, no problem!"

​He then went over to the man’s house, spoke to him gently and finally asked, "John, what would you do if you inherited a million dollars?"

John responded, "Well, Pastor, I think I would give half of it to your church."

And the minister fell over dead!


--Spoken by Supreme Master Ching Hai, Florida, USA,
February 4, 2003 (Originally in English) DVD#754
Master Tells Jokes, News 165


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ái Sốc Quay Vòng Trở Lại



Một vị mục sư được mời đi báo tin cho một người đàn ông mắc bệnh tim mà vừa được thừa hưởng một triệu đô la, bởi vì mọi người lo ngại ông ta có thể vì quá kích động sẽ bị đứng tim chết.

Vị mục sư nhận lời: "Ðược, không vấn đề gì!"

Rồi ông đi đến nhà người đàn ông kia, nói chuyện với ông ta một cách nhẹ nhàng và cuối cùng hỏi: "Ông John, ông sẽ làm gì nếu ông được thừa hưởng một triệu đô la?"
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John trả lời: "Thưa mục sư, tôi nghĩ tôi sẽ lấy phân nửa đem cho nhà thờ của ông".

Và vị mục sư lăn ra chết!

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