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No Ships

6/16/2017

 
Picture
There was a new marine, you know, like a soldier.

He went to report to the Navy headquarters and enlisted himself to be in the Navy.

After they examined him, the Commander said,  "Your qualifications are good enough, but can you swim?"

The new marine was horrified and asked the Commander, "How come? Don't you have ships?"

(Master and everyone laughed.)


--Spoken by the Supreme Master Ching Hai
Tien Shan Center, Hong Kong, April 3-4, 1994.
(Originally in Chinese), News 75 (No Ships)


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hông Có Thuyền

 

Có một anh lính hải quân mới, lính đó mà!

Anh đi trình diện ở tổng hành dinh, anh điền tên ghi danh làm lính hải quân.

Sau khi họ khám xét anh xong, viên chỉ huy mới hỏi: “Anh đại khái cũng hội đủ điều kiện. Mà anh có biết bơi không nhỉ?”

Anh lính mới hoảng hốt anh liền hỏi lại viên chỉ huy: “Ủa? Ông không có thuyền hay sao?” 

(Sư Phụ và mọi người cười.)

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